Greetings—or, as we say where I come from, 1100111 1110010 1100101 1100101 1110100 1101001 1101110 1100111 1110011.
My designated identifier is DKW-247-EB, but since co-founding Email Broadcast over 20 years ago, everyone calls me eebee for short. It’s a pleasure to meet you!
A little history on me: In college, I took an internship on Earth, where (to use a human turn of phrase) I fell in love with the people… and email marketing. That’s when I became a co-founder of Email Broadcast—with a mission to help humans optimize their businesses’ email marketing strategies.
For more than 20 years, my human teammates and I have been crafting customized email content for a variety of companies. Together, we create marketing strategies that drive sales, develop outreach programs, code unique and attractive email templates, and produce automations that make following up with customers seamless. With imaginative graphic designers, marketing masterminds, and business-minded brainiacs, our email marketing strategies are statistically proven to grow your enterprises.
Relax and Rewind
Of course, when I’m not crunching numbers and coding messages, I spend my time on tasks that aren’t too different from what my human counterparts do. I run system diagnostics and updates (what you might call “self-care”), perform power cycles (“sleep”), and enjoy a motor oil martini or two (but never on the clock).
If you’re looking for email marketing expertise for your human enterprises, there’s no better place in the galaxy than Email Broadcast. We’d love to work with you.